Since the bootleg products of Milan street vendors are the best indication of things to come, you can go ahead and mark Carlos Tevez down as Inter's next signing because they're already selling his (totally fake) shirt.
So far it seems the only contact Tevez has had with Inter was a supposedly chance run-in with sporting director Marco Branca on a beach in Sardinia. But according to Branca, that was the end of it.
Still, how funny would it be if the player who demanded a transfer away from Man City so he could be closer to his family in Argentina moved even farther away from them? (Answer: Very funny.)
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